My roommates and I carved pumpkins.
I made this one.
Here it is with a candle.
Sam and The Monster
thank you fire distinguisheri cant stop laughing
My dad’s a firefighter and he thought this was beautiful
The Walking Dead Game bloopers/ad-lib: Clem, Mark, Lee.
"No power, no TV…no Keeping Up With The Kardashians."
"Guess what it is! It’s a zombie eating my parents."
OH MY GOD, HONEY.
when people get angry at you for liking snakes
THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
"I am my own blankie."
use this charm to protect your posts from unwanted canadians
anything between these leaves will be invisible to our mountie friends as it will blend into their natural environment
Why would you reblog a blank post?
remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes
Remember when Nickelodeon had a song about sexual harassment
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.
|—||every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)|
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
fun on the right, business on the left
I’m seriously concerned my left or her left
omg that was beautiful